How To Tackle a Girl 101

This maybe how i tackle a girl, using my own experienced and knowledge.. (hahaha.. mcm harraam plak rasa..)

1 ) u must wear ur favorite football club jersey.

2 ) its up to u whether u want to wear a boot or futsal shoes..

3 ) always warm up before u tackle a girl, because u dont want to end up injuring urself

4 ) u have to choose which girl u wanted to tackle.

5 ) run towards her, and tackle it straight away.. make sure, she fall when u tackled her..

hahahaha.. dh mcm nk tackle bola plak...

( ni lah dia kalau dh ada idea merapu ni...)